Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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