Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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