we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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