my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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