We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize