sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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