Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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