i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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