Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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