Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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