If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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