Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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