So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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