don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Text me some of your sweat
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