I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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