i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
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