Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Found your dick twin last night
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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