You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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