addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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