Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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