I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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