Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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