did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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