my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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