think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
