If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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