I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
zippers are such a cool invention
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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