So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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