Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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