Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Oh god it's open bar.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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