i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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