I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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