i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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