I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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