i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
