Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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