Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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