Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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