I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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