my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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