So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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