Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
you win again, gameday.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize
