Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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