I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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