do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Randomize
