I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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