Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I got inside last night via doggy door
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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