She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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