You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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