absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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