Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
A+ Viking dick
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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