I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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