so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I have tasted many bathrooms
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