remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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