im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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