week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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