hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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