so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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