Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
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