he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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